There is nothing better than a full-bodied glass of wine to help you unwind after a long and busy day. For us vino lovers, wine is synonymous with relaxing. It is meant to be sipped and savored and shared among friends. If you love wine, you will appreciate all of these humorous and thoughtful wine quotes, from famous wine lovers that are sure to resonate with you.
Best Wine Quotes
1. "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." – W.C. Fields
2. "My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine." – Ernest Hemingway
3. "What wine goes with Captain Crunch? – George Carlin
4. "Wine is bottled poetry." – Robert Louis Stevenson
5. "Either give me more wine or leave me alone.” – Rumi
6. “It's a smile, it's a kiss, it's a sip of wine ... it's summertime!” – Kenny Chesney
7. “Beer is made by men, wine by God.” – Martin Luther
8. “Age appears best in four things: old wood to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust and old authors to read.” – Francis Bacon
9. “I should say upfront that I have never been in a cellar in my life. In fact, I can see no reason why anyone should ever go into a cellar unless there is wine involved.” – Rachel Hawkins
10. “High and fine literature is wine, and mine is only water; but everybody likes water.” – Mark Twain
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11. “In wine, there's truth.” – Pliny the Elder
12. “Wine can of their wits the wise beguile, Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.” – Homer
13. “A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover.” – Clifton Fadiman
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14. “Men are like wine-some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.” – Pope John XXIII
15. “The first kiss and the first glass of wine are the best.” – Marty Rubin
16. “Life's too short to drink cheap wine...” – Cliff Hakim
Wine Quotes and Sayings To Ponder
17. “Drink freely the wine life offers you and don't worry how much you spill.” – Marty Rubin
18. “If your arteries are good, eat more ice cream. If they are bad, drink more red wine. Proceed thusly.” – Sandra Byrd
19. “The juice of the grape is the liquid quintessence of concentrated sunbeams.” – Thomas Love Peacock
20. “'Never cook with a wine you wouldn’t drink,' he said. 'Though I guess that presupposes that there is a wine I wouldn’t drink.'” – Lev Grossman
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21. “WINE! Because these problems aren’t going to forget THEMSELVES!” – Comic Strip Mama
22. “Philosophy is like wine. There are good years and bad years but, in general, the older the better.” – Eric Weiner
23. “I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can... and WINE to help me accept the things I can't!” – Tanya Masse
24. “Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.”– unknown
25. “Wine ages gracefully in a cellar, but gets no wiser.” – Rajesh
26. “Next time you drink a glass of champagne, remember that it is essentially a faulty wine from an unpromising place, made great by the genius of man.” –Neel Burton
27. “These are the best companions for an intelligent woman: a good book and a good glass of wine.” – Augusto Branco
28. “I want to start a book club. But instead of reading books, we trash talk and drink wine.” – Tanya Masse
29. “Love is the wine as old as time, which quenches our lonely longing.” – John Mark Green
30. “People who want you in their lives, respect you whether you are grapes or fine wine.” – Sanita Belgrave
31. “If you ask a server for a seriously old wine in my neighborhood, they’ll look at you funny and then bring you a half-finished glass from somebody else’s table.” – Gina Barreca
Funny Wine Quotes
32. “The truce is broken?" Clearly this was worrying news, but all I could think about was that wine, and how I wanted to taste it again.” – Giles Kristian
33. “There’s wine spilled all over the floor and I wish to write stories with it.” – Maya Zaveri
34. “Wisdom is like a fermented wine. It's only appreciated when shared.” – Andrew-Knox B Kaniki
35. “Never Drink Boring Wine” – Keith Wallace
36. “I'd suggest meditation to calm you down but that would take time. Wine takes a faster effect...” – Mystqx Skye
37. “I think we all men are like fine wine. We start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of us until we are turned into something acceptable to have dinner with...” – Nitya Prakash
38. “Wine grapes are as sensitive to assaults as authors.” – Adam Gopnik
39. “The more he drank the nicer he became; wine revealed his charity.” – Jeet Thayil
40. “Love weathers doesn't withers; Just like wine, the older, the stronger” – Falguni Jain
41. “Wine is like many of the fine experiences in life which take time and experience to extract their full pleasure and meaning.” – Douglas Preston
42. “True love is like wine, it gets stronger with age.” – Farid F. Ibrahim
43. “Love is like wine, it gets better every day.” – Vann Chow
44. “What chance does logic have against a glass of wine and a kiss?” – Marty Rubin
45. "Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy." – Alexander Fleming
46. "Wine... the intellectual part of the meal." – Alexandre Dumas
47. "When it comes to wine, I tell people to throw away the vintage charts and invest in a corkscrew. The best way to learn about wine is the drinking." – Alexis Lichine
48. "If food is the body of good living, wine is its soul." – Clifton Fadiman
49. "It takes a lot of beer to make good wine." – Lou Preston
50. "Wine is at the head of all medicines; where wine is lacking, drugs are necessary." – Babylonian Talmud: Baba Bathra
